Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer (born November 3, 1972), nicknamed "The Machine", is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, reality television host and actor.
In 1997, he was featured in an article in Rolling Stone while attending Florida State University. The magazine named Kreischer "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country." The article also served as inspiration for the 2002 film National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Kreischer has served as host of the television series Hurt Bert on FX as well as Bert the Conqueror and Trip Flip on Travel Channel. He is slated to appear in The Machine, a comedy film based on his life.
He is the producer and host of Bertcast, a weekly comedy podcast on the All Things Comedy network. He is also the co-host of the 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura, and co-host of the Bill Bert podcast with actor and comedian Bill Burr.
Acting
TV
The Shield
as Alfred
2002
TV
The Loud House
as Rip Hardcore (voice)
2016
TV
Raw
1993
TV
Conan
as Self
2010
Movie
The Machine
as Bert
2023
TV
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
as Self
2003
TV
Late Night with Seth Meyers
as Self - Guest
2014
TV
Good Mythical Morning
as Self
2012
TV
Hot Ones
as Self
2015
Movie
Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy
as Self
2020
Movie
Bert Kreischer: Secret Time
as Himself
2018
Movie
The Roast of Tom Brady
as Self
2024
Movie
Bert Kreischer: The Machine
as Himself
2016
TV
The Jennifer Hudson Show
as Self
2022
Movie
Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle
as Self
2023
Movie
Best of Stand-up 2020
as Self
2020
TV
Free Bert
as Bert Kreischer
2026
TV
After Midnight
as Self
2024
TV
It's Florida, Man.
as Roy the Guard
2024
Movie
Bert Kreischer: Lucky
as Self
2025
TV
The Cabin with Bert Kreischer
as Self
2020
TV
Lights Out with David Spade
as Self - Panelist
2019
TV
The Comedy Store
as Self
2020
Movie
The Improv: 60 and Still Standing
as Self
2023
Crew
Movie
The Machine
Executive Producer
2023
Movie
Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy
Screenplay
2020
Movie
Bert Kreischer: Secret Time
Screenplay
2018
Movie
Bert Kreischer: The Machine
Writer
2016
Movie
Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle
Writer
2023
TV
Free Bert
Executive Producer
2026
Movie
Bert Kreischer: Lucky
Writer
2025
Movie
The Improv: 60 and Still Standing
Writer
2023
Movie
Homecoming
Producer